2006 POEMS

DECEMBER 2006

taxicabs : Sour Grapes Zine
weather stn. : 2007 San Gabriel Valley Poetry Calendar
We can't afford the magic holiday glass, honey. : Thieves Jargon Issue 126
Taco-Bear is Tired of Games, Baby : Haggard & Halloo
have faith in us, the space people : Blue Murder Poetry
SPORK CORK : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #2
acquired tastes : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #2
World Weight: 80 : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #2
the giant sand statue comes to life : Teekup Zine Issue Eighteen
Office Poem : systemBitch
my LED eyes blink when I'm blushing : systemBitch
in the back of a westbound bus : systemBitch
Shivering in the Cold Mud of a New Earth : systemBitch
The Job Hunter (not a reprint) : Pussy Lickin' Good (Instant Pussy anthology)
Dog Meat Burrito (reprint) : Pussy Lickin' Good (Instant Pussy anthology)
Nights in Satan's Cervix (reprint) : Pussy Lickin' Good (Instant Pussy anthology)
Future Tense : Dripping Pen
Vex Reef, Part 2 : Calliope Nerve Part VI
good funk galaxy : Calliope Nerve Part VI
in case of lightning or insects : Blue Murder Poetry
tarantula dream : Letter X Volume 8
Hot Coffee is Bad for Your DNA : Letter X Volume 8
I'm growing Play-Doh : Haggard & Halloo
9:53 AM (for KMH) : Bolts of Silk
There's a green line running through this poem : Ward 6 Review


NOVEMBER 2006

Happy Apple Day! : Haggard & Halloo
a short appeal: : In Between Hangovers Issue #3
helping a skinny girl with the disk drive : The Cerebral Catalyst
How do the hippies drink this stuff? : Haggard & Halloo


OCTOBER 2006

Breakfast is Late Again : Instant Pussy #11
The Smell of Sunday Chicken After Church : Haggard & Halloo
Palindrome Guy from Utah : Halving a Baby
the white hot whine of sunshine : Letter X Volume 7
bloated : Beside the White Chickens Fall 2006
Old Style Eddie : Halving a Baby
Use this Introduction : coupremine
[STA 30] : coupremine
BREAK TIME : coupremine
BTN23 : coupremine
gracias, por favor : Haggard & Halloo
compound pirate : Venereal Kittens
You Get Red : Calliope Nerve Part IV
no new science : Haggard & Halloo
You're Welcome : Sein und Werden the tenth
My Breakfast Mythology : Literary Chaos Issue 13
5,000 Pesos : Literary Chaos Issue 13
Ten bucks, Joe! : Literary Chaos Issue 13
it's the high plains dreamer with a squirt gun full of lemonade : Literary Chaos Issue 13
when will you learn about playing with lightning? : Literary Chaos Issue 13
dream-of-consciousness : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #68
Friday Night "In the Mix" : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #68
I've Been Picking at my Nipples Lately : Censored Poets
country music on the radio : The Orange Room Review


SEPTEMBER 2006

Ann Romano is Alive and Living in Indianapolis : Instant Pussy #10
here's that undiscovered bird : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #3
microphone dream : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
It's Always 3 AM in Norway : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
Green Plastic Chief : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
11:32 AM – hot lunch : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
free jazz: bottlecap : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
pyramid one : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
the wind blows my mind : Bolts of Silk
Cornmeal Mush : Socket Shocker Magazine No. 3
What's been omitted? : The Sidewalk's End Volume 8, Issue 1
brains on babytoast : Haggard & Halloo
City Frog : Lost Owl Poetry Ezine


AUGUST 2006

Haiku No. 7 : remark. Issue 47
For a Raccoon : remark. Issue 47
the prince of pieces : Dying Writers
OK, Chuy : Dying Writers
Naked Wool Blanket Ritual : Dying Writers
Scrambled Yeggs : Dying Writers
Big Ghost Reptile Toes & Werewolf Butt-Clenchings : Dying Writers
Big Fish : The Cerebral Catalyst
Oral Report : Haggard & Halloo
Mr. Plant's little woman stays drunk all the time : Thieves Jargon Issue 108
a rainbow & a rooster : Thieves Jargon Issue 108
here comes another one : Thieves Jargon Issue 108
Like the Bastard Wind on Planet Nowhere : wire sandwich Issue 4
Thank You, Eddie Harris : Haggard & Halloo
For Charles Mingus, on His Birthday : Whistling Shade
Postcard Shark Leather : decomP
Actual Names of American Salons : Instant Pussy #9
The Golden Boots Have Arrived : Otoliths Issue 2
The Letters H.B.T. : Otoliths Issue 2
the millipede makes its midnight run : Otoliths Issue 2


JULY 2006

Cowboy : Monday Night Issue 5
breakfast nook po-em : The Onion Union Issue 03
sex has no place in organized violence : The Onion Union Issue 03
909 for Space Cat (out back in the catnip patch) : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #66
I, Zenith : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #66
Dream Detail : Instant Pussy #8
25 Laurel Ave. : The Indite Circle
Esther vs. the Sewing Machines : The Indite Circle
Olden Pharm. : Haggard & Halloo
where do you robots come up with this stuff? : Red Fez
who sent you anyway? : Red Fez
with a box of teeth : Vacancy Issue #3
a cardboard shrine for the blind spider god : Vacancy Issue #3
butter knife in the light socket : Vacancy Issue #3
sports team mascot parade : Vacancy Issue #3
This is the Dream Sequence (Version 11.P.Z-24) : The Cerebral Catalyst
Pencil Point : Merge Poetry


JUNE 2006

hilly wind : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #65
I'm going back to the gelatin factory, where my friends call me Rooster : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #65
lookin' fer a nickel in a HEY SMACK : Haggard & Halloo
Space Face : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #1
Seas of Pizza Grease and Cucumber Salad Dressing : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #1
goo' morn' : Dying Writers
An Owl Named Thor : Dying Writers
little bird wig! : Dying Writers
I awoke with cobwebs in my mouth : Dying Writers
extra special : Dying Writers
it's a big football Sunday : Dying Writers
Last Will & Testament of J. Abacus Zebra : StrangeRoad
collapsible brainstem jr : StrangeRoad
it ain't a taco after all, officer. : StrangeRoad
square ten-star coin : StrangeRoad
Monday Morning : StrangeRoad
Little Oogy Gorilla : StrangeRoad
Barbarella babe on TV speaking to me at 3:50 AM : StrangeRoad
Ghost Template : StrangeRoad
Snack Time : Thieves Jargon
Plus One Tony the Yap : Thieves Jargon
I don't want to see what can't be seen : Thieves Jargon
This was written on a napkin in clown's blood : Haggard & Halloo
the earthlings (as they called themselves) : Dispatch
Butterfly : Boston Literary Magazine
Bronco Sunday : Meeting of the Minds Journal Issue 12, Volume 2
Mutha Trucker : The Cerebral Catalyst


MAY 2006

spider knot : Dying Writers
courage is a salty milkshake : Dying Writers
fire, fire with water : Dying Writers
Earth Yearn : Dying Writers
looking through a porthole at a burning planet : Dying Writers
Big dogpatch : Haggard & Halloo
Possessed Near Red Square : Underground Window
The Best Taco You'll Ever Have : Underground Window
What Up w/ the Bird Doc : Underground Window
try a cherry-vanilla root beer : Underground Window
27 April : Underground Window
decursio : Underground Window
Thank Gosh I Found You : Underground Window
Not Boston, Not Denver, Not Tokyo – Nowhere on Earth! : Void Magazine
in my flying pyramid : Void Magazine
The Night of the KISS Concert : Haggard & Halloo
the sound of a far-off bell : Calliope Nerve Part II
Your Shoelace is Untied, Sir : Calliope Nerve Part 1
drunk prank : Thieves Jargon
BBQ : Thieves Jargon
a jar of moths : Lunatic Chameleon
there's one on your shoulder : Lunatic Chameleon
The Beetle Creeps : Lunatic Chameleon
Haiku No. 77 : Lunatic Chameleon
Haiku No. 119 : Lunatic Chameleon
haiku : tinywords
Running with Mercury Jams : No Spring Cleve. Green Panda Press Anthologese 6 (anthology)
Sgt. Boomer : The Hiss Quarterly Volume III, Issue 2
mustard teeth & cigarette breath at the junkyard : Vacancy Issue #2
I hate 'cold & sunny' : Vacancy Issue #2
Skipper makes good sense : Vacancy Issue #2


APRIL 2006

bug eyes doing anything : Haggard & Halloo
glue sanction : The Cerebral Catalyst
Your flame is lovely tonight : Sein und Werden the eighth
Smell the Dust of Church Construction? : Haggard & Halloo
Wax Trax : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #62
cold chocolate soup : Voltaire's Inkwell Volume 1 Issue 1
You're just in time : Literary Chaos Issue 7
So East, it's West : Literary Chaos Issue 7
The Worst Wednesday in Weeks : Literary Chaos Issue 7
What'd You Hear, Ezra? : Literary Chaos Issue 7
Over Easy : Literary Chaos Issue 7


MARCH 2006

In the Movie Theater of my Bookstore Mind : From a Common Spring Volume 2 (anthology)
nova shards : From a Common Spring Volume 2 (anthology)
point of you : From a Common Spring Volume 2 (anthology)
no one tells me anything : From a Common Spring Volume 2 (anthology)
True Red Zero : From a Common Spring Volume 2 (anthology)
Giraffe Poem w/ a Root Beer in a Black Glass Bottle : slon
Gum Gun : Haggard & Halloo
Diet Tokyo Pig : The Dream People Issue 25
Best Fist Forward : Bohème
I heard a human voice : Bohème
Brain Radio, Brain Rodeo : Bohème
Honeyspoon Cube : Bohème
Would yuh use magic if yuh knew some? : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #61
Gelatin Monkey Brush : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
toothpaste & kitchen matches : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
Jazz & Russian Astronomy : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
only an hr & a half : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
The Rabbit Blinked : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
Liversmith : 99 Burning
yegg yog the transit snack : 99 Burning
Morning Zeus : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #60
soon : The Apple Valley Review Vol. 1, Issue 1
Number 26 : The Sidewalk's End
Yes, Fern, Let's : decomP
I've been in this cave for too long : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #2
someone said turkey leg : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #2
sunrise: 6:05 AM : Megaera 25
My whiskers are dripping w/ melted butter & egg yolks : Megaera 25
eyes:fozen/open : Letter X Volume 5
Staunch Listerine Almond Weather : Letter X Volume 5


FEBRUARY 2006

someone step forward w/ a daydream poem : Haggard & Halloo
the killer watermelon has me by the throat : Instant Pussy #3
Where are my notes? : Instant Pussy #3
The Rug in the Principal's Office : Instant Pussy #3
Helper Rabbit & The C.L.A.W. : Instant Pussy #3
into the particle-blitz : Instant Pussy #3
A Thimble of Midnight Moon Juice : Instant Pussy #3
drack that tabaccy water : 99 Burning
Radio Dream : 99 Burning
Slangin' w/ Dr. "C" : 99 Burning
Six-to-ten w/ a wad of used bandages : 99 Burning
Saturn : 99 Burning
It's only the wind making fun of the crickets : 99 Burning
Rip the Knob Off : 99 Burning
This is Item 33 : 99 Burning
Laughing Bats, Silver Pennies & Jesus Cake : 99 Burning
lewd gesture here : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #58
Kentuckified sick hen : Haggard & Halloo
Beekeeper Blues : The Cerebral Catalyst
scientific kisses : Thieves Jargon
Weave Seven : Thieves Jargon
recession : The Centrifugal Eye
never as cold as the life in your eyes : The Centrifugal Eye


JANUARY 2006

9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku ***(8 new + one reprint)
sweet yes yes : Bohème
Not in my town! : Bohème
Quote TURZ : Bohème
Doctor Whom : Bohème
El Loco : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #57
Room 101 : Instant Pussy #2
The Taco Gorilla : Instant Pussy #2
Exabyte Pond : Instant Pussy #2
Sniper : Instant Pussy #2
Rodeo Werewolf : Instant Pussy #2
Angel of Death : Instant Pussy #2
a month's rent, or more : Instant Pussy #2
My Real Machine Name : children churches & daddies
plus 1 : children churches & daddies
Thursday Afternoon : Red Fez
Impressions of a Future Sound: : Red Fez
Let's Have Fried Chicken for Dinner : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
In a Perfect World, You'd Complain That You Were Bored : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
7, 8, 9, 10 : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
It Didn't Grow Legs and Walk Away : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
What's with Those Crossed Sabres? : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
bad bus etiquette : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #56
Gorilla Tab : Underground Literary Adventures
Ca-Na-Da : Underground Literary Adventures
the nurse said she saw stars shoot out : The Indite Circle
Jupiter : Haggard & Halloo
Green Comet : SubtleTea
Credit Check : SubtleTea
centipede spit : The Cerebral Catalyst