PUBLISHED POEMS 2002-2008


DECEMBER 2008

Worth a Pepsi : Unlikely 2.0
It Implies the Outline of the ECHO : Unlikely 2.0
baseline brain gank : Unlikely 2.0
Philip K. Thick : The Poetry Warrior


NOVEMBER 2008

Tuesday Exits Occasionally : BadWriter
Wheat Cent Mafia : Otoliths Issue 11
GUNCHA WHUT : Otoliths Issue 11
Aleph Garden : Otoliths Issue 11
Teeming w/ Toulouse : Otoliths Issue 11
aboard an imperceptible ship : Otoliths Issue 11
Made Sure I'd Huff'd : Otoliths Issue 11


OCTOBER 2008

IRON MAIDEN SALSA : BadWriter


SEPTEMBER 2008

Bee (Using Mouth "C") Recites "T" : Marymark Press Give-Out Sheet Series 2008
Gene, Please! : Marymark Press Give-Out Sheet Series 2008
you dropped the clean rag? : Instruction Manual
ante meridiem : Instruction Manual


AUGUST 2008

EARTHPEA DISAPPROVES : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #5
Gimme some Smurf-curds : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #5


JULY 2008

The Mirror Image of the Mirror Image of the Mirror Image : Lit Chaos Print Issue #1
That of the Zolar Rat : Lit Chaos Print Issue #1
The Origin of the Origin of the Origin : Lit Chaos Print Issue #1
You'll arrive 12 hours before you do not leave : Lit Chaos Print Issue #1


JUNE 2008

Hum Birdness : Brain Deaf Issue #1


MAY 2008

Vortex Strophe : Starfish Poetry Issue VII
Murmur the Confused (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 8, Part 1
sloaching vernore (lock-fist) (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 8, Part 1
The Sound of Fresh Christmas Spruce (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 8, Part 1
5mOKe 4 (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 8, Part 1
Grape Ink th' Ink Swimmy (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 8, Part 1
simulcast simulacra (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 8, Part 1


APRIL 2008

Maybe a Radish : Pfft! Issue 1
candy heels dig into desert crust : Pfft! Issue 1
Battery-Phantoms are Everywhere Now : Pfft! Issue 1
Joy Joy Joy Inkless : Pfft! Issue 1
Windcheckers Blastic Panoleum : Pfft! Issue 1


MARCH 2008

My Name is my Initials : Conceit Magazine
Jetty Cake Pigs : The Cerebral Catalyst


FEBRUARY 2008

Secret Poetry Apple : The Beatnik
Kolorado in my Eyes Makes me Fry : The Beatnik


JANUARY 2008

Murmur the Confused : Otoliths Issue 8
sloaching vernore (lock-fist) : Otoliths Issue 8
The Sound of Fresh Christmas Spruce : Otoliths Issue 8
5mOKe 4 : Otoliths Issue 8
Grape Ink th' Ink Swimmy : Otoliths Issue 8
simulcast simulacra : Otoliths Issue 8
7 Chances : The Cerebral Catalyst
Believin' is Easy : Cherry Bleeds Issue #153
Crowe Stole Smokes from Dog Breath's Truck : Calliope Nerve Part XV
Inkwell Smarty vs. the Crocodile Coca-Cola Monster : Calliope Nerve Part XV
Funky Dunk : Calliope Nerve Part XV
Lil' Exxer : Calliope Nerve Part XV
The Canada of the Canada of the Canada : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #100 (print only)
ENTER THE WORM : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #100 (online & print)


DECEMBER 2007

in the useless garden of broken light bulbs & tissue : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #6


NOVEMBER 2007

offhand Leo & Regulus : Bolts of Silk
White Worm / Blue Mud : Lit Chaos Issue 28
From the classified ad section of the psychedelic medical newspaper : Lit Chaos Issue 28
The Eight Facts of the Supernew Haiku : Lit Chaos Issue 28
The Matrix of the Matrix of the Matrix : Lit Chaos Issue 28
far eye : The Beatnik
Out Back Burning Newspapers : The Beatnik
None Better Breakfast : The Beatnik
Maybe Saturday : The Beatnik


OCTOBER 2007

Red Ted's Haunted Taco Shack : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #4
Huh-Huh-Huh Wings! : Wings of Icarus
Red Rows for a Louvre : Wings of Icarus
Ice Cream After Church (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 6, Part 1
as we read (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 6, Part 1
outside the bottom again (reprint) : Otoliths Issue 6, Part 1
haiku : Bolts of Silk


SEPTEMBER 2007

fast-food watercolor (reprint) : My Time Lunch Break Anthology
a funky burner: (reprint) : My Time Lunch Break Anthology
CAW! : My Time Lunch Break Anthology
Ugh! Beezo Weep : Thieves Jargon Issue 152
lookee th' klinker : decomP
One Mean Omelet : Letter X Vol. 9


AUGUST 2007

stone face, tongue of dust (reprint) : West Memphis Witch Hunt Anthology
a spider's prayer (reprint) : West Memphis Witch Hunt Anthology
bloodlord (reprint) : West Memphis Witch Hunt Anthology
TOADFISH SLIGHTLY : why vandalism?
Arrows & EYES of the Known Future : why vandalism?


JULY 2007

Ice Cream After Church : Otoliths Issue 6
as we read : Otoliths Issue 6
outside the bottom again : Otoliths Issue 6
in the woods w/ elephants : Instant Pussy 13.5
Mended Ox, No Egg "Yoke" : The Cerebral Catalyst


JUNE 2007

Career Day : Mad Swirl
wispy wasp : Mad Swirl
memo : Mad Swirl
The glyphs on their abdomens indicate deadliness : Calliope Nerve Part XI
---- memo ---- : remark. Issue 53


MAY 2007

knock-knock : The Quirk Issue One
Good news & gloom in every spoonful : Outsider Writers
remember when salads were fun? : Outsider Writers
Take my choo-choo : Outsider Writers
Bamboo Hut Poem : Bolts of Silk
Mars (Mexico) : Academia: Paradigm! Colon! Long Title! #3
Standing in Front of the Wormy Apple Liquor Store : Academia: Paradigm! Colon! Long Title! #3
Creep of Wheat : Calliope Nerve Part X
Uncharted : Mad Swirl
I become a spider at night : Mad Swirl
haiku : Creators Renaissance MagaZine : Volume 1 Issue 1
haiku : Bolts of Silk
More Morf, Murfree! : Haggard & Halloo
Galloping Across New Mexico on my Wonder-Horse : Waterbrain Edition 01
Lightbulb Schnapps, America! : Calliope Nerve Part IX
fourteen : Bolts of Silk
hazy dawn : Bolts of Silk
I Stole Your Lung : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #3
Universal Gene : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #3


APRIL 2007

Spiders in my Beard I-XXV (25 poems) : The Virtual Chemists Vol. 2
Your lips aren't as moist as the little card says : Haggard & Halloo
hmmph : In Between Hangovers Issue #5
ink words infinity : ArtCandy
The New Saturday Circus : ArtCandy
steel wool : ArtCandy
Yogurt & Raisins : ArtCandy


MARCH 2007

someone said turkey leg : The Shantytown Anomaly Broadside #1 (reprint)
A gift from The Dollar Toad... : Otoliths Issue 4, Part 1 (reprint)
Blue Honey : Otoliths Issue 4, Part 1 (reprint)
A Child Eating Raw Bacon : Otoliths Issue 4, Part 1 (reprint)
Shogun Sez: : Otoliths Issue 4, Part 1 (reprint)
We'll be back w/ the answer in 30 seconds : Otoliths Issue 4, Part 1 (reprint)
assuming the worst : Calliope Nerve Part VIII
Noah Who? : The Boy's No Good Anthology
Day 128 -- fantastic speech : ken*again Vol. 8 No. 1
Careful w/ that Clipboard, Dr. Whittington! : ken*again Vol. 8 No. 1
Long enough for my coffee to get cold : ken*again Vol. 8 No. 1
nice work tonight : ken*again Vol. 8 No. 1
flax! foxy read'r : ken*again Vol. 8 No. 1
9-Way Shrimp : Barfing Frog Press
did I forget a comma? : The Flask Review Issue 5
weatherman : The Flask Review Issue 5
math poem : The Flask Review Issue 5
BURNT SCOTCH : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #83
Owl Dick Soup : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #83


FEBRUARY 2007

Another Broadcast Day : Haggard & Halloo
Ukiah No. 239 : Halfway Down the Stairs Issue IV
autumnal : Halfway Down the Stairs Issue IV
The Job Hunter (reprint) : Instant Pussy No. 12
Ether/Orb : The Beatnik
The Passion of Ghoul Lord Extra-XX : Haggard & Halloo
PATCHES / Pick "5" : Good Liar Issue 1
Start w/ a Mistake : Good Liar Issue 1
At Last! : Good Liar Issue 1
Mr. Mean Joe Green Jeans : Lit Chaos
USA 13 w/ Teeth & Teeth & Teeth : Lit Chaos
you're writing this as you're reading it : Lit Chaos
What's my Name Again? : The Cerebral Catalyst
The New Hamburger : Haggard & Halloo
User 23 : Boston Literary Magazine Winter 2007
A gift from The Dollar Toad... : Otoliths Issue 4
Blue Honey : Otoliths Issue 4
A Child Eating Raw Bacon : Otoliths Issue 4
Shogun Sez: : Otoliths Issue 4
We'll be back w/ the answer in 30 seconds : Otoliths Issue 4


JANUARY 2007

Approximations : In Between Hangovers Issue #4
a spider's prayer : Mad Swirl
Ukiah No. 151 : Mad Swirl
kneecaps & steel beads : Mad Swirl
I still can't see what you're holding : Mad Swirl
blue cake : Haggard & Halloo
'Ello, Mud Mouth : Calliope Nerve Part VII
my frozen heart of black bat leather : Word Riot
Look at Me with November Eyes, Child : Word Riot
dry your eyes with fire : Mad Swirl
Crystal Kit : Mad Swirl
Wishlist : Mad Swirl
Essential replication of twelve known crystal-solids : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #4
math church : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #75
The Whimpering Snowman : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #75


DECEMBER 2006

taxi cabs : Sour Grapes Zine*
weather stn. : 2007 San Gabriel Valley Poetry Calendar
We can't afford the magic holiday glass, honey. : Thieves Jargon Issue 126
Taco-Bear is Tired of Games, Baby : Haggard & Halloo
have faith in us, the space people : Blue Murder Poetry
SPORK CORK : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #2
acquired tastes : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #2
World Weight: 80 : Zygote in my Coffee Print Edition #2
The Giant Sand Statue Comes to Life : Teekup Zine No. 18
Office Poem : systemBitch
my LED eyes blink when I'm blushing : systemBitch
in the back of a west-bound bus : systemBitch
Shivering in the cold mud of a New Earth : systemBitch
The Job Hunter : Pussy Lickin' Good (Instant Pussy Anthology)
Dog Meat Burrito (reprint) : Pussy Lickin' Good (Instant Pussy Anthology)
Nights in Satan's Cervix (reprint) : Pussy Lickin' Good (Instant Pussy Anthology)
Future Tense : dripping ink
Vex Reef, Part 2 : Calliope Nerve Part VI
good funk galaxy : Calliope Nerve Part VI
in case of lightning or insects : Blue Murder Poetry
Tarantula Dream : Letter X Vol. 8
Hot Coffee is Bad for your DNA : Letter X Vol. 8
I'm growing Play-Doh : Haggard & Halloo
for KMH : Bolts of Silk
There's a Green Line Running through this Poem : WARD 6 Review


NOVEMBER 2006

Happy Apple Day! : Haggard & Halloo
a short appeal: : In Between Hangovers Issue #3
No. 7 : remark. Issue 47
For a Raccoon : remark. Issue 47
Helping a Skinny Girl With the Disk Drive : The Cerebral Catalyst
How do the hippies drink this stuff? : Haggard & Halloo
Breakfast is Late Again : Instant Pussy No. 11


OCTOBER 2006

The Smell of Sunday Chicken After Church : Haggard & Halloo
Palindrome Guy from Utah : Halving a Baby
the white hot whine of sunshine : Letter X Vol. 7
bloated : Beside the White Chickens Fall 2006
Old Style Eddie : Halving a Baby
The Golden Boots Have Arrived : Otoliths Issue 2, Part 1 (reprint)
The Letters H.B.T. : Otoliths Issue 2, Part 1 (reprint)
the millipede makes its midnight run : Otoliths Issue 2, Part 1 (reprint)
Use this Introduction : coupremine
[STA 30] : coupremine
BREAK TIME : coupremine
BTN23 : coupremine
gracias, por favor : Haggard & Halloo
compound pirate : Venereal Kittens
You Get Red : Calliope Nerve Part IV
no new science : Haggard & Halloo
You're Welcome : Sein und Werden the tenth
My Breakfast Mythology : Literary Chaos Vol. 2 Issue 13
5,000 Pesos : Literary Chaos Vol. 2 Issue 13
Ten bucks, Joe! : Literary Chaos Vol. 2 Issue 13
it's the high plains dreamer with a squirt-gun full of lemonade : Literary Chaos Vol. 2 Issue 13
when will you learn about playing with lightning? : Literary Chaos Vol. 2 Issue 13
dream-of-consciousness : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #68
Friday Night 'In the Mix' : Zygote in my Coffee Issue #68
I've been picking at my nipples lately : Censored Poets
Ann Romano is Alive and Living in Indianapolis : Instant Pussy No. 10
country music on the radio : The Orange Room Review


SEPTEMBER 2006

here's that undiscovered bird : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #3
microphone dream : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
It's Always 3 AM in Norway : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
Green Plastic Chief : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
11:32 AM - hot lunch : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
free jazz: bottlecap : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
pyramid one : ken*again Vol. 7 No. 3
the wind blows my mind : Bolts of Silk
Cornmeal Mush : Socket Shocker Magazine No. 3
What's Been Omitted? : The Sidewalk's End Volume 8, Issue 1
brains on babytoast : Haggard & Halloo
City Frog : Lost Owl Poetry Ezine ***


AUGUST 2006

the prince of pieces : Dying Writers
OK, Chuy : Dying Writers
Naked Wool Blanket Ritual : Dying Writers
Scrambled Yeggs : Dying Writers
Big Ghost Reptile Toes & Werewolf Butt-Clenchings : Dying Writers
Big Fish : The Cerebral Catalyst
Oral Report : Haggard & Halloo
Mr. Plant's little woman stays drunk all the time : Thieves Jargon Issue 108
a rainbow & a rooster : Thieves Jargon Issue 108
here comes another one : Thieves Jargon Issue 108
Like the Bastard Wind on Planet Nowhere : wire sandwich Issue 4
Thank You, Eddie Harris : Haggard & Halloo
For Charles Mingus, on His Birthday : Whistling Shade
Postcard Shark Leather : decomP
Actual Names of American Salons : Instant Pussy No. 9


JULY 2006

The Golden Boots Have Arrived : Otoliths Issue 2
The Letters H.B.T. : Otoliths Issue 2
the millipede makes its midnight run : Otoliths Issue 2
Cowboy : Monday Night Issue 5
breakfast nook po-em : The Onion Union
sex has no place in organized violence : The Onion Union
909 for Space Cat (out back in the catnip patch) : Zygote in my Coffee
I, Zenith : Zygote in my Coffee
Dream Detail : Instant Pussy
25 Laurel Ave. : The Indite Circle
Esther vs. the Sewing Machines : The Indite Circle
Olden Pharm. : Haggard & Halloo
where do you robots come up with this stuff? : Red Fez
who sent you anyway? : Red Fez
with a box of teeth : Vacancy
a cardboard shrine for the blind spider god : Vacancy
butterknife in the light socket : Vacancy
sports team mascot parade : Vacancy
This is the Dream Sequence (Version 11.P.Z-24) : The Cerebral Catalyst
Pencil Point : Merge Poetry


JUNE 2006

hilly wind : Zygote in my Coffee
I'm going back to the gelatin factory, where my friends call me Rooster : Zygote in my Coffee
lookin' fer a nickel in a HEY SMACK : Haggard & Halloo
Space Faced : Zygote in my Coffee (print edition #1)
Seas of Pizza Grease and Cucumber Salad Dressing : Zygote in my Coffee (print edition #1)
goo' morn' : Dying Writers
An Owl Named Thor : Dying Writers
little bird wig! : Dying Writers
I awoke with cobwebs in my mouth : Dying Writers
extra special : Dying Writers
it's a big football Sunday : Dying Writers
Last Will & Testament of J. Abacus Zebra : StrangeRoad
collapsible brainstem jr. : StrangeRoad
it ain't a taco after all, officer. : StrangeRoad
square ten-star coin : StrangeRoad
Monday Morning : StrangeRoad
Little Oogy Gorilla : StrangeRoad
Barbarella babe on TV speaking to me at 3:50 AM : StrangeRoad
Ghost Template : StrangeRoad
Snack Time : Thieves Jargon
Plus One Tony the Yap : Thieves Jargon
I don't want to see what can't be seen : Thieves Jargon
This was written on a napkin in clown's blood : Haggard & Halloo
the earthlings (as they called themselves) : Dispatch
Butterfly : Boston Literary Magazine
Bronco Sunday : Meeting of the Minds Anthology
Mutha Trucker : The Cerebral Catalyst


MAY 2006

spider knot : Dying Writers
courage is a salty milkshake : Dying Writers
fire, fire with water : Dying Writers
Earth Yearn : Dying Writers
looking through a porthole at a burning planet : Dying Writers
Big dog-patch : Haggard & Halloo
Possessed Near Red Square : Underground Window
The Best Taco You'll Ever Have : Underground Window
What Up w/ the Bird Doc : Underground Window
try a cherry-vanilla root beer : Underground Window
27 April : Underground Window
decursio : Underground Window
Thank Gosh I Found You : Underground Window
Not Boston, Not Denver, Not Tokyo -- Nowhere on Earth! : Void Magazine
in my flying pyramid : Void Magazine
The Night of the KISS Concert : Haggard & Halloo
the sound of a far-off bell : Calliope Nerve
Your Shoelace is Untied, Sir : Calliope Nerve
drunk prank : Thieves Jargon
BBQ : Thieves Jargon
a jar of moths : Lunatic Chameleon
there's one on your shoulder : Lunatic Chameleon
>The Beetle Creeps : Lunatic Chameleon
Haiku No. 119 : Lunatic Chameleon
Haiku No. 77 : Lunatic Chameleon
haiku : tinywords
Running with Mercury Jams : Green Panda Press Anthology
Sgt. Boomer : The Hiss Quarterly Volume III, Issue 2
mustard teeth & cigarette breath at the junkyard : Vacancy
I hate 'cold & sunny' : Vacancy
Skipper makes good sense : Vacancy


APRIL 2006

bug eyes doing anything : Haggard & Halloo
glue sanction : The Cerebral Catalyst
Your flame is lovely tonight : Sein und Werden the eighth
Smell the Dust of Church Construction? : Haggard & Halloo
In the Movie Theater of My Bookstore Mind : From A Common Spring Vol. 2
nova shards : From A Common Spring Vol. 2
point of you : From A Common Spring Vol. 2
no one tells me anything : From A Common Spring Vol. 2
True Red Zero : From A Common Spring Vol. 2
Wax Trax : Zygote in My Coffee
cold chocolate soup : Voltaire's Inkwell Volume 1 Issue 1
You're just in time : Lit Chaos
So East, it's West : Lit Chaos
The Worst Wednesday in Weeks : Lit Chaos
What'd You Hear, Ezra? : Lit Chaos
Over Easy : Lit Chaos


MARCH 2006

Giraffe Poem w/ a Root Beer in a Black Glass Bottle : slon
Gum Gun : Haggard & Halloo
Diet Tokyo Pig : The Dream People Issue 25
Best Fist Forward : Boh�me
I heard a human voice : Boh�me
Brain Radio, Brain Rodeo : Boh�me
Honeyspoon Cube : Boh�me
Would yuh use magic if yuh knew some? : Zygote in My Coffee Issue #61
Gelatin Monkey Brush : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
toothpaste & kitchen matches : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
Jazz & Russian Astronomy : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
only an hr & a half : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
The Rabbit Blinked : ken*again Vol. 7, No. 1
Liversmith : 99 Burning
yegg yog the transit snack : 99 Burning
Morning Zeus : Zygote in My Coffee Issue #60
soon : The Apple Valley Review Vol. 1, Issue 1
Number 26 : The Sidewalk's End
Yes, Fern, Let's : decomP
I've been in this cave for too long : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #2
someone said turkey leg : The Shantytown Anomaly Issue #2
sunrise: 6:05 AM : Megaera
My whiskers are dripping w/ melted butter & egg yolks : Megaera
eyes:fozen/open : Letter X Vol. 5
Staunch Listerine Almond Weather : Letter X Vol. 5


FEBRUARY 2006

someone step forward w/ a daydream poem : Haggard & Halloo
into the particle-blitz : Instant Pussy
Helper Rabbit & The C.L.A.W. : Instant Pussy
A Thimble of Midnight Moon Juice : Instant Pussy
Where are my notes? : Instant Pussy
the killer watermelon has me by the throat : Instant Pussy
The Rug in the Principal's Office : Instant Pussy
drack that tabaccy water : 99 Burning
Radio Dream : 99 Burning
Slangin' w/ Dr. "C" : 99 Burning
Six-to-ten w/ a wad of used bandages : 99 Burning
Saturn : 99 Burning
It's only the wind making fun of the crickets : 99 Burning
Rip the Knob Off : 99 Burning
This is Item 33 : 99 Burning
Laughing Bats, Silver Pennies & Jesus Cake : 99 Burning
lewd gesture here : Zygote in my Coffee
Kentuckified sick hen : Haggard & Halloo
Beekeeper Blues : The Cerebral Catalyst
Weave Seven : Thieves Jargon
scientific kisses : Thieves Jargon
recession : The Centrifugal Eye
never as cold as the life in your eyes : The Centrifugal Eye


JANUARY 2006

9 haikoids : Triptych Haiku
sweet yes yes : Boh�me
Not in my town! : Boh�me
Quote TURZ : Boh�me
Doctor Whom : Boh�me
El Loco : Zygote in my Coffee
Sniper : Instant Pussy
Room 101 : Instant Pussy
Rodeo Werewolf : Instant Pussy
Angel of Death : Instant Pussy
Exabyte Pond : Instant Pussy
a month's rent, or more : Instant Pussy
The Taco Gorilla : Instant Pussy
My Real Machine Name : children churches & daddies
plus 1 : children churches & daddies
Thursday Afternoon : Red Fez
Impressions of a Future Sound : Red Fez
What's With Those Crossed Sabres? : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
It Didn't Grow Legs and Walk Away : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
7, 8, 9, 10 : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
In A Perfect World, You'd Complain That You Were Bored : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
Let's Have Fried Chicken For Dinner : Mad Hatters' Review Issue 4
bad bus etiquette : Zygote in My Coffee
Ca-Na-Da : Underground Literary Adventures
Gorilla Tab : Underground Literary Adventures
the nurse said she saw stars shoot out : The Indite Circle
Jupiter : Haggard & Halloo
Green Comet : SubtleTea
Credit Check : SubtleTea
Centipede Spit : The Cerebral Catalyst


DECEMBER 2005

garden crime scene : 2006 San Gabriel Valley Poetry Calendar
1 haiku : AHA! Poetry
Spock's Laser : Zygote in my Coffee : Poem of the Week
In the Black-Light M�tley Cr�e Room : Zygote in my Coffee
shoulder keg : Get Underground
A Writer Writes : Get Underground
American Art : Get Underground
Descriptions of the Process (when she was blonde, too!) : Get Underground
Great Oil : Get Underground
International House of Bibles : children churches & daddies
Crowe's Favorite Recipe : Instant Pussy
Dog Meat Burrito : Instant Pussy
Swear to God : Instant Pussy
Waiting for the Breakfast Burrito Clown : Instant Pussy
The Howl of the White Wolf : Instant Pussy
Nights in Satan's Cervix : Instant Pussy
anyone's guess : Haggard & Halloo
A Blister on the Heel of the Good-Time Foot : Zygote in My Coffee
Two Oakland Raiders pseudo-haiku : AntiMuse
I've been turning into a reptile all day : AntiMuse
Mr. Lee : Thieves Jargon
Where Have I Seen Your Face Before? : Thieves Jargon
Give me a holler th' next time that ol' flesh wagon comes rollin' through town : Thieves Jargon
politely ask me again : Boh�me
fix that piano : Boh�me
Donny's : Haggard & Halloo
Boulder, 1:02 AM : Scorched Earth


NOVEMBER 2005

How Do You Like My Typing Machine? : The Cerebral Catalyst
The Flies with Tiny Halos : Zygote in my Coffee
'T'ain't Easy Bein' th' Cowboy Crab : The Cerebral Catalyst
Hemp is My Pepsi (KISS Museum) : Zygote in my Coffee
p(eel) : Blue Mag
Gree-e-e-e-ns : Haggard & Halloo
our love : remark.
in a way, : remark.
wee speak : Boh�me
Sweet Dreams in Stone : Boh�me
night-night : Lit Chaos
Chuckwagon : Lit Chaos
a quick search reveals : Lit Chaos
penguin w/ amnesia : Lit Chaos
88.5 FM : Lit Chaos
something's broken on TV : Thieves Jargon
7mm wiggle eyes : Zygote in my Coffee #51


OCTOBER 2005

Homeland Security : :::nostress:::
leave me alone today : Lunatic Chameleon
exploring inner spaces : Lunatic Chameleon
is this your idea of a hot chocolate joke? : Lunatic Chameleon
Elephant Garden : Misanthropists Anonymous
Oh, Fish Eat Bugs, Too : Misanthropists Anonymous
pyramids on the side : Misanthropists Anonymous
God Eats Applesauce : Misanthropists Anonymous
nice pattern, Rabbit! : Haggard & Halloo
rapid missle action : Zygote in my Coffee #50
annuit coeptis : Boh�me
Howdy : Boh�me
nice bug softy : LitVision
5:15 AM : LitVision
Jack's Diner : Thick with Conviction
Near Santa Fe, NM : Thick with Conviction
short commercial break : Thick with Conviction
theater tickets : Zygote in my Coffee #49
citizen model: X-ACT : MindFire
a basket of baby tarantulas : Underground Window
a shower & tea : Underground Window
Killing a second or two, I yodeled into my granola : Underground Window
001 -- Tokyo Breakfast : Underground Window
jazz odyssey : Underground Window
scarab skull : Underground Window
Haiku No. 67 : Underground Window
big bopper, comet : Underground Window
we clean : Underground Window
iced-tea & cheese popcorn : Underground Window


SEPTEMBER 2005

Another Poem About Pants : :::nostress:::
cornbread : Haggard & Halloo
I'm eating my hands : Paradox Poetry
dude. : Zygote in my Coffee #48
ant poem : StrangeRoad
la da dee dee, la dee da da : StrangeRoad
bloodlord : StrangeRoad
the science fair for grown-ups : StrangeRoad
the tenor saxophonist : StrangeRoad
easy if you try : StrangeRoad
too mad (angry) to speak? : StrangeRoad
Discreto como pedo de monja (As discreet as a nun's fart) : StrangeRoad
an owl in the cornfield on xmas morning : Haggard & Halloo
Rules Are Rules : Zygote in my Coffee #47
should I? : Megaera
supernews about the baby : Megaera
(This is the "Note") : Megaera
Smiling Copperhead : Megaera
Sunday : Word Riot
unemployment poem : Word Riot
oh, all right : Word Riot
red ant extract in tiny crystal vials : Boh�me
Se�or Robot Finds a Way to Explain : :::nostress:::
Where Am I? : Asinine Poetry


AUGUST 2005

Curb Check : Misanthropists Anonymous
Throw Away Your Dream Dictionaries : Misanthropists Anonymous
What's the difference? : Misanthropists Anonymous
Mr. Crispy vs. The Happy Math Wizard : DADA Yow!
Ol' Ezra vs. The Magnet Man & His Noise Machines : DADA Yow!
The King of Thieves vs. The Super-Cowboy Marlowe Bros. : DADA Yow!
amplitude modulation : Haggard & Halloo
Hell, I wrote it! : Zygote in my Coffee #46
4 rings : Defenestration
everyday overlord : Thieves Jargon
A quarter-stick of dog shit : Thieves Jargon
jungle man for a new tomorrow : Thieves Jargon
canteen full of gasoline : The Unholy Biscuit
(in a space where the water flows like women) : The Unholy Biscuit
plaster your capsule with pod posters : The Unholy Biscuit
Haiku No. 210 : The Unholy Biscuit
secret chomp atmospheric bitters : Zygote in my Coffee #45
teach me to breathe : hutt 2.1
I'm down to my last pine cone : Boh�me
untitled dream : Boh�me
That's It - It's Over : The Dream People


JULY 2005

ghost eggs in a black basket (reprint) : Megaera Anthology Vol. 1
Haiku No. 208 : :::nostress:::
jimi : :::nostress:::
sit on your lily pad : :::nostress:::
Look at the Wildflowers, Mr. P. : Haggard & Halloo
strange day : Zygote in my Coffee #44
the flavor parade : Canopic Jar
tingling nerve wad : Canopic Jar
Under Duster : Zygote in My Coffee #43
At 11 o'clock, it's 39 degrees... : Haggard & Halloo
Anaconda in a Bottle : The Sidewalk's End
Slivers of butter on me casket... : :::nostress:::
blimp ship number seven : Boh�me
easy denim drill sgt. : The TMP Irregular


JUNE 2005

1 haiku : tinywords
Black coffee zombie code 27 : Zygote in My Coffee #42
cloaked bubble cluster : ken*again
laughing dolphins : ken*again
I stood there, examining my own fingerprints : ken*again
eventually : Mastodon Dentist
we don't die - we multiply! : Zygote in My Coffee #41
This is the oil slick : Haggard & Halloo
I can say everything : Lunatic Chameleon
SHOUTING @ ME : Lunatic Chameleon
free tour : Lunatic Chameleon
a tingling pointed head : Switchback


MAY 2005

Xylophone Cake Fish :::nostress:::
captive number 452103757 : Zygote in My Coffee #40
crackle pop radio news overlapping : Haggard & Halloo
the power of picante : DADA Yow!
near the small isalnds where frogs sing arias & bumblebees make honey pies : DADA Yow!
nice knife out tonight : DADA Yow!
Pizza of the Artist as a Young Man : Lunatic Chameleon
Specialty Toppings : Lunatic Chameleon
Regarding My Hesitation in Submitting an Anti-Bush Poem : Lunatic Chameleon
gold fronts for your birthday : Zygote in My Coffee #39
this will take the bite right out of the beast : Idiot's Manifesto Issue 4
in the woods with wolves : Idiot's Manifesto Issue 4
drowning in octopus ink : My Favorite Bullet Vol. VI Issue III
Month : My Favorite Bullet Vol. VI Issue III
Eadar da theine Bhealltuinn : :::nostress:::
St. Ides of March : Zygote in My Coffee #38
earthbound capsule : Get Underground
Goat Woof : Lit Chaos


APRIL 2005

ZAP! : Haggard & Halloo
in a garbage truck, taking notes : Dada, Surrealism & Absurdism
The Universe at the End of the Restaurant : Dada, Surrealism & Absurdism
this song is for your scaly feet : Dada, Surrealism & Absurdism
vanilla-banana alabama pajamas : Haggard & Halloo
unchained : Zygote in My Coffee #37
Room K at the Horror Hotel : Sein und Werden the fourth
toothsome : Sein und Werden the fourth
chained to the speakers : Zygote in My Coffee #36
Kathy Rhinestones : :::nostress:::
eggshell sand + molten ice mist : Ten Thousand Monkeys
mornin' : Ten Thousand Monkeys
Yellow Rabbit Works it Out : Ten Thousand Monkeys
three feet & a pair of flashing arrows : Misanthropists Anonymous
lump sums held in one's throat : Misanthropists Anonymous
Gone Again : Misanthropists Anonymous
Boulder: 9/12/01 : Misanthropists Anonymous
new bug one : Prose Toad
extra sauce is extra sauce : Prose Toad
monster make mess : Prose Toad
egress : Prose Toad
aspic : Prose Toad
polite bus poem : Prose Toad
el burro : Prose Toad
android plaid : Prose Toad


MARCH 2005

a mile for a camel : The Persistent Mirage
How'd you like to be stuck here? : The Persistent Mirage
bring your black widow robot : Zygote in My Coffee #35
fortune cookie : hutt 1.4
Ukiah No. 125 : Main Channel Voices
Ukiah No. 228 : Main Channel Voices
I need a [good] photo of myself... : Lunatic Chameleon
Thumper in the Rockies : Thieves Jargon
like a donkey's smarter than I am : Zygote in My Coffee #34
Rat Salad, Please : :::nostress:::
Walden 2020 : Megaera
hey, wouldn't you like to turn on? : Megaera
incense lesson : Megaera
Helicopter Ambulance Service : decomP


FEBRUARY 2005

a pig's desks : Haggard & Halloo
California, Sunday 10:02 A.M. : Asinine Poetry
the bulldozing of rib cages : Zygote in My Coffee #33
MINUS MCGEE : San Gabriel Valley Poetry Quarterly
3 Pops for Jack : San Gabriel Valley Poetry Quarterly
Space Face : Sein und Werden the third
Hazelnut : Cyanide
In Hoc Signo Vinces : :::nostress:::
KFC : Asinine Poetry


JANUARY 2005

The Radd Report : Zygote in my Coffee #32
The Monster : Thieves Jargon
decoy hearse : Zygote in my Coffee #31
Ol' Ezra the Astro-naut : Blue Mag
Antipodal Dream Sequence : :::nostress:::


DECEMBER 2004

I'll Let You Feed Me Now : 2005 San Gabriel Valley Poetry Calendar
ding-dong : Zygote in my Coffee #30
Friday Night : Zygote in my Coffee #29
pumpkins & cider : Zygote in my Coffee #28
inside the jar : San Gabriel Valley Poetry Quarterly


NOVEMBER 2004

police activity + radio : :::nostress:::
blood typo : Zygote in my Coffee #27
My Name is Monster : Zygote in my Coffee #26
Iggy Pop : Zygote in my Coffee #25
head crabs : tin lustre mobile
Elhoim : tin lustre mobile
beach dream : tin lustre mobile
The Ace of Numbers and His All-Natural Friends : tin lustre mobile
plasmatic sunshine : tin lustre mobile
1100 - 3003 : tin lustre mobile
hope comes floating up from the drain : tin lustre mobile


OCTOBER 2004

hold on to something : Spent Meat Issue 17
46 : Defenestration
me me me : Defenestration
5 Spring Haikoids : Paradox Poetry
quid nunc : :::nostress:::
The Ace of Stars : Boh�me


SEPTEMBER 2004

haiku 12 : Zygote in my Coffee #21
Black Ghost Apple Man : Zygote in my Coffee #20
duplicate snowflakes : Defenestration
from the mailbag : Defenestration
reason for leaving? : Defenestration
team green : Zygote in my Coffee #19
Zaxx Keef : Boh�me
mushroom salad : Boh�me
Question Mark the Sun Spot : Toasted Cheese : Editor's Choice
three television skulls : Megaera
sudden shower : Megaera
amen w/ caramel apple smarty : Megaera


AUGUST 2004

ITEM #499 : Zygote in my Coffee #18
a face alive w/ expression : Zygote in my Coffee #17
my guarantee : Zygote in my Coffee #16
Blonde Volume Knob I-X : :::nostress:::
Redface : Spent Meat Issue 16


JULY 2004

trek : Zygote in my Coffee : Poem of the Week
a random interruption: : asinine poetry
interruption obstacle : :::nostress:::


JUNE 2004

kitchen-x : :::nostress:::


FEBRUARY 2004

HEAD:code : Paradox Poetry


DECEMBER 2003

HOW-TO CRE:ATE: Blue M:OO:N EGG$ > : :::nostress:::


OCTOBER 2003

New Pony Express : sidereality Vol. 2 Issue 4
11th St. Station #1 : sidereality Vol. 2 Issue 4


SEPTEMBER 2003

(let me walk around the corner) : Revolution No. 1
some kind of wolf strut : Revolution No. 1
at the front in a star suit : Revolution No. 1
EASY FOR YOU : Revolution No. 1
phantom rats : Revolution No. 1
peace & quiet for spider time : Megaera
ghost eggs in a black basket : Megaera
helios : Megaera


AUGUST 2003

heavy with bunny smiles : the muse apprentice guild


JUNE 2003

Bernalillo, NM Board of Tourism : Spent Meat Issue 5
stick your neck out : Spent Meat Issue 4
10 haikoids : Paradox Poetry
It's a Joy : remark.
this isn't a ransom note : remark.
laundry list for x-ray clowns (version) : Unlikely Stories
packaged meat : Unlikely Stories
big nice nasty : Unlikely Stories
amazing pace : Unlikely Stories
What It Is : Unlikely Stories
a waxy yellow leaf : The Swamp
bird words : The Swamp
as an old man, solo : The Swamp


MAY 2003

pest control : The Swamp
spiderleg apostrophe inkblot : the muse apprentice guild
motorcycle gang rolling down the coast : the muse apprentice guild
alone in the time lab : the muse apprentice guild
low end : the muse apprentice guild
build a big white shed : the muse apprentice guild
My Dear Canned Yams, : the muse apprentice guild
three-state sugar spree : the muse apprentice guild
n.i.n.e. : the muse apprentice guild
The Amazing Changing Face : the muse apprentice guild
cotton balls between her toes : the muse apprentice guild
Kitchen Crew 22 : the muse apprentice guild
the master of earth mathematics : the muse apprentice guild
hair tail : the muse apprentice guild
New Mexican Blues : The Swamp


MARCH 2003

Xenon (haiku) : The Poetic Table of the Elements
a funky burner: : Snow Monkey
tomorrow mind : Snow Monkey
Green Dwarf : The Best of The Dream People Poets
Butter Your Beef (reprint) : The Best of The Dream People Poets
The Sharpshooter (reprint) : The Best of The Dream People Poets
loaded w/ creatures (reprint) : The Best of The Dream People Poets
A Week's Worth of Kittens (reprint) : The Best of The Dream People Poets


JANUARY 2003

some other places : the muse apprentice guild
Thunderlord & His Boiling Coffee : the muse apprentice guild
when the wet dogs come growling in the morning : the muse apprentice guild
unexpected monkey teeth in a dream about fish : the muse apprentice guild
Black Jesus, Part 1 : the muse apprentice guild
101 years young : the muse apprentice guild
detail: violet snowflake cariacture : the muse apprentice guild
7 pesos : the muse apprentice guild
bless the wolf : the muse apprentice guild
miss manners : the muse apprentice guild
For Ornette Coleman : the muse apprentice guild
market research : the muse apprentice guild
Erutan : the muse apprentice guild
Pancake Breakfast : the muse apprentice guild
un- : the muse apprentice guild
a happening jungle cat : the muse apprentice guild
naked in a phone booth : the muse apprentice guild
(I)nstant open coil : the muse apprentice guild
jazz ghost now : the muse apprentice guild
there must be other places : the muse apprentice guild


DECEMBER 2002

For the Adultoids : Megaera
Lost in the Translation : Megaera


NOVEMBER 2002

re-creation of the self: : Unlikely Stories
psychedelic viking helmet : Unlikely Stories
moonshine nightmare : Unlikely Stories
the red fish goat mask : Unlikely Stories
bone marrow brownies : Unlikely Stories


OCTOBER 2002

Ms Beta Breath : sidereality Vol. 1 Issue 4
crashing symbols : sidereality Vol. 1 Issue 4
417-430 : the muse apprentice guild
treasures like these : the muse apprentice guild
Excerpt from an Interview with a Gas Giant : the muse apprentice guild
slither : the muse apprentice guild
CODEX : the muse apprentice guild
Glasscock in Texas : the muse apprentice guild
abscissa : the muse apprentice guild
perspectivism (remix) : the muse apprentice guild
where the good lord split ya : the muse apprentice guild
GOD EYES : the muse apprentice guild
like blood for marshmallow nougat : the muse apprentice guild


SEPTEMBER 2002

bizarre I are : Dr. Madd Vibes
loaded w/ creatures : The Golden Wings Anthology


JULY 2002

supernova stargirl : VO!CE #41


JUNE 2002

A Week's Worth of Kittens : The Dream People
Hoth : abcdefz.com
butter your beef : abcdefz.com
Pieces of Pisces : abcdefz.com
The Sharpshooter : abcdefz.com
candy crayon flame sprayer : abcdefz.com
Ukiah No. 208 : Plain Brown Wrapper
Ukiah No. 187 : Plain Brown Wrapper
Ukiah No. 104 : Plain Brown Wrapper
Ukiah No. 53 : Plain Brown Wrapper
violence in the cantina : Plain Brown Wrapper
basic text: live (ez) : Plain Brown Wrapper
side/walk : Plain Brown Wrapper
La Bamba for White Boys : Plain Brown Wrapper
12th & Zodiac : Plain Brown Wrapper
hold bongo : Plain Brown Wrapper
the horse people : Joey and the Black Boots #38
Single White Monkey : Joey and the Black Boots #38
nature boy : remark.
Greenleaf Park : remark.
(in)finite (im)possibilities : Spent Angel Press
on the basketball court this morning : Spent Angel Press
Ukiah No. 67 : Spent Angel Press
humble butterfly : Spent Angel Press
blood fire : Pig Iron Malt
Occidental Spaces : Pig Iron Malt
For Anna Mary Robertson, on Her Birthday : Pig Iron Malt


MAY 2002

third time this week : The ShadowShow
neWine : The ShadowShow
seemingly seamlessly : The ShadowShow
beach dream : The ShadowShow
Jonny the Kid : EOTU Ezine
Haiku No. 2 : Shadow Poetry
Haiku No. 1 : Shadow Poetry


APRIL 2002

there I was w/ a 2-for-1 taco coupon : Unlikely Stories
Daze Inn : Unlikely Stories
theme for a dog : Unlikely Stories
time bone / time bomb : Unlikely Stories
police teeth : Unlikely Stories


MARCH 2002

surplus moonlight this month : Fluid Ink Press
reflections of breakfast : Fluid Ink Press
n-words : remark.
stop requested : remark.
fast-food watercolor : remark.


FEBRUARY 2002

rat salad : Unlikely Stories
deserted isle : Unlikely Stories
adventure team tryouts tomorrow : Unlikely Stories
we're born wet : Unlikely Stories
stone face, tongue of dust : Unlikely Stories


JANUARY 2002

what happened to that 20 lbs. of buffalo? : Spent Angel Press
motion defector : Spent Angel Press
plastic coyote on my bookshelf : Spent Angel Press


Print Anthologies Featuring J. D.

Green Panda Press Anthology (2006)
From A Common Spring, Vol. 2 (2006)
Megaera Anthology Volume 1 (2005)
The Best of The Dream People Poets (2003)
The Golden Wings Anthology of World Poetry (2002)

Collaborations & Group Blogs

The Great Poetry Train #1 (collaboration) : Lit Chaos
DALI KRAB DAY
Taking the Brim __Took the Broom
Dada Yow : One Line Experiment

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